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FREE Wild & Kinky personal ads with photos ... This is the dating site for swingers, single and married people looking for sex fun or an affair
Updated: 06/05/2005
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AFF review
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Author: alwaysLQQKIN
Posted:Wednesday, June 15 2005, 03:23:35 | Lo' for many moons doth I explore
In AFF for a woman I could adore
But my ripe age and status wedded
Conspired against my getting bedded
So that thee may become aware
My observations I shall now share.
For those gals so broad of beam
They got big on purpose, it would seem
Perhaps they expect me to assume
Food they did accidentally consume
So don't be touchy about all that weight
If I looketh elsewhere for a mate.
If married men they prefer to shun
'Cuz we're not their idea of fun
And smokers are not my cuppa tea
That makes us even, don't you see
But the profiles it doth severely shrink
Far fewer ladies will receive my wink.
Another preference that makes me grieve
That mainly oral they want to receive
Tho' for them it may be a perfect screw
My tongue has much safer things to do.
Their wish for young men doth perplex
Perhaps a mother-son complex
'Tis younger guys they seek to screw
They seem to want them fresh and new
But, as the mid years pass them by
Will they still look as good as I?
A huge penis many gals demand
They must think it makes sex grand
With my news you may disagree
But to you I give a guarantee
That too few guys are sufficiently hung
In Canada, let alone Saskatchewung.
Tho' their profile implies a man they seek
They prefer women to go cheek to cheek
A good tennis player they ought to be
'Cuz they swing both ways, you see
Please remove "men" you don't espouse
So you appeareth not when we browse.
I've sadly come to conclude of late
Many are here only to titillate
To actually meet is not their aim
To waste our time is kinda lame.
And I am alert for any scam
Where she seeks a generou$ man
She's young and pretty, although
She's on AFF only as a pro.
Though her profile doth appeal to me
There's little point in sending thee
A message both polite and sweet
When all she does is press Delete.
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